DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
I’ve got more wit
A better kiss
A better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
"I need you so much closer"